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On Mr. Johnson's Viewing of "The Rocky Horror Picture Show" Not too long ago A Mr. Johnson – A straight man, mind you – Found himself in a most peculiar place. He was there with some friends Who said they were going to see a play During their night off during a business trip For their law firm. But once inside, Mr. Johnson noticed That most of the spectators of the play Were wearing oddly unusual costumes – As opposed to his charcoal business suit. As the performance began, Mr. Johnson soon realized That this was no ordinary play. In shock, he watched as a man by the name of Brad Told his dearest Janet that he loved her. Not

The Legend of Uncle Fester A very very very long time ago, there was an Elder named Fester. Uncle Fester, that is. Uncle Fester was very poor, very stupid, and very old. That is why he was an Elder. Anyways, one day Uncle Fester was taking his daily late evening walk through Chisel Cave. Chisel Cave was exceedingly creepy and dark and - well, it was a cave. Uncle Fester was rather enjoying himself. He was actually remembering the Mickey Mouse Club Theme Song! Oh, bliss. Suddenly, Uncle Fester heard a terrible sound. He had never heard such a terrible sound in his life. It was… dare I say it? It was a killer white rabbit! And it was afte

I'd do It all again for you… How many things have broke for you? My fist and heart; that equals two One broke against a wall in vain The other though caused much more pain A pain that struck so very deep A pain that caused my soul to weep A pain that cuts like tiny knives And stings like bees from angry hives And every time I hear your name I turn all red and burn with shame With every letter that gets mailed Reminding me how I have failed You have no clue how bad it stung It's like a knife has slit my lung I try to cry, but there's no air I squirm and cough; I bleed and tear Is there nothing I can do To show how much I car